It's getting bigger, fatter, chunkier, bloated out of all proportions! But, still no indepth discourse on the ills of this World Wide Wait or the degree of greyness or mating seasons of the Humpback Whale. Nor are any sequels planned... Not yet. Hart? I need a scheme.. Soon. Maybe. One day. The World is your Oyster kind of thingie, Part V.. This is first and foremost, just a personal Homepage. Honestly! A Collection of bits and pieces and bytes of the Virtual Albie, Some trawled off the Web, some skimmed off the Hottub. It is the LamP, the Cave of Wonders, somewhere Albie can place Albie's Towel Collection, Virtual Carpets, Tadpoles, .. a Scrapbook. So, author defiantly maintains innocent look, or looks away at that amazing flying saucer.... if you happen to come across a bit that looks a bit yucky.. The point is... This is all FRIVOLOUS. Applications open for the post of HouseKeeper/Chief of Staff. - gingerly counting since 01 may 1996 ..love the way you walk that walk.. ..love the way you talk that talk.. Anyway.. A warm welcome.. Hello, Hi YeeeeeHaaaAAAAAAAH & alooooooooOOHA! Welcome to Albie.org, the Lamp Post formerly known at Pito.com, Proxima.it.. Shine a Light on Me ...something to do with some Midnite Special.... Shine a Light on Me.... KALEIDOSCOPIE Schemes And now, an inevitable commercial breakie.. Er, I found a shrine.. Anyway,.. Can't wait to hit America (Kentucky).. or ..

Big List Time:

• New York City, The Manhattan Skyline Webcam, to go steal a Statue, for a kiss at the Empire State Building, a special Stardust Diner..
• California, to raid some bakery, crack some backs, teach Belly Dancing lessons..
• Oregon, for the Magic lamP, & Afghan Hounds, & fudge brownies, & Eggplants..
• Southern Carolina, to turn up DefCon6, & for the horse riding. *BeeP* Piercings too..
• Georgia, for Sushi..
• Tennessee, & When you got to go, you got to go..
• Florida, for the Grand Infinet Talker Poolside Reunion..
• Texas, for who knows what!   Palmistry, perhaps, or fly some kites..
• Maryland, to get immortalized..
• Alaska, for the sun, sea, & trees, & worms..
• Chicago, for dinner, & coffee clatching.. Time Warping!
• Minnesota, to grab a sight of those 140 acres of forest! & a backyard..
• Canada, for the haircuts, & Whack-Fu homecooking, & poetry, & chic stuff..
• Brazil & Rio de Janeiro, for the Silver Breakfast Tray, Ipanema Girls & Portuguese lessons..
• Germany, to table dance at the Cyber@Bar, & bratwursts, & TGVs, & Miss Quick..
• Austria, for the powder skiing extravaganza..
• England, to bounce on some tummy, staircasing, & getting blasted again at Channel Cyberia, with Loops..
• South Africa, to dig up all those diamonds..
• Hong Kong, before it gets too Chinese!! and to check out a ghost..
• China, to make sure our friend remembers his promise of Dim Sum & Duckies..
• Japan, for the Cherry Blossoms & the Color Card..
• Guam, to pilot a US Warship, & hijack it..
• Australia, to cheat at the World Table Tennis eChampionships, to seek out an igloo, to deliver a Washing Machine, on rose petals..
• Singapore, for the ikan bilis & kacang putih, by the pool of the Hilton, & get Tofutti Burghers..
• Malaysia, home, and nasi lemaks, & the fish, & Ball games, & the Left One.. Long Yoke!

As the saying goes, so many places, so many friends, so little time..
or something to that effect..   Virtual places, virtual friends, virtual time.
We'll see.. Is there Anyone in the Maldives?   Tahiti?   Fiji Islands?

Is Anyone In Here?

Reduce the size of that GIF. Save the World, and its Humpback Whales

This Homepage is, at times, dedicated to ALL of you Out There!